I almost forgot to do this week’s magazine post! Luckily I had to go to the store and they not only sell food there, they have a large magazine rack!
Off we go!
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Schnucks
Here we are at Schnucks, where I usually come for food, but today we’re also going to pick up this week’s magazine, let’s go in and find the magazine section!
Here’s a 4th of July display…it’s just the beginning of April, sheesh, settle the fuck down Schnucks!
Here’s the magazine rack and as you can see, they have a nice selection of titles in here.
Let’s choose one and then go back and take a look at it.
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The MBIP World Headquarters Magazine Room
Okay, we’re back at MBIP World Headquarters in our Magazine Room and this week’s magazine is a Time Special Edition magazine titled: “How Dogs Think - Inside The Canine Mind.”
In honor of this magazine I’ve worked up a scientific graphic chart that details what exactly happens inside of the canine mind below.
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The Canine Mind
Here it is, the inner workings of the canine mind: 1. Sleep. 2. Wake up, drink water, piss. 2. Bark, eat food, shit. 4. Sleep.
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Cost Of The Magazine
The Cost of this magazine is $14.99 if you live in the United States and $17.99 if you live in Canada.
Hmmn…this must’ve come out yesterday after Trump’s “beautiful” tariffs were announced and tanked the stock market!
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How Dogs Think
Well, we already showed our canine mind graphic, but here’s a good example of how dogs think.
Dog thoughts: “Wow, that was a great nap, I think I’ll have a drink. I have to piss now. I’m hungry, I think I’ll get something to eat out of my dog bowl. I have to take a shit. I’m tired now, I think I’ll go back to sleep.”
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A Dog’s Mind
Okay, we’ve covered this ground already. We’re kind of chasing our tails here and going around in circles.
Besides the headline here is: “ A Dog’s Mind” and you have a picture of a dog’s nose!
Tell the truth, is Fido editing this issue and is he being paid in doggie treats?
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Decode Your Pet’s Body Language
They had a long-winded article here all about deciphering you dog’s body language so we simplified it into four examples.
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Human To Dog:
And Dog to Human.
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Understanding the Dog Brain
Eight words sums this all up!
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Dogs and Us
Well this brings us full circle to last week’s post, so this seems to be a good spot to end this week’s post. I’m certain we’re barking up the right tree here!
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Related Post: MBIP Magazine of the Week: Us Weekly.