Here we go with yet another cheesy Thursday frozen pizza review.
We’re here at the Schnuck’s frozen pizza aisle and the frozen pick of the week is…
Freschetta Kitchen Fresh Pizza.
It’s a five cheese pizza but the explanation on the back of the box has left me somewhat disturbed.
There’s three sentences there and none of them end with a period. I get the “Made from scratch” and the “Kitchen Fresh Pizza,” those are incomplete sentences.
But the top three sentences should end with periods and it bothers me that they don’t.
This is a square pizza which is somewhat irregular, but I’m not going to judge it on that basis.
Into the oven it goes and it’s going to cook at 400 degrees for about twenty minutes.
While it cooks, let’s check out the Dave Portnoy Freschetta frozen pizza review below.
One bite, everybody knows the rules.
Okay, the pizza is done and here it comes out of the MBIP Pizza Oven!
It’s a square pizza, but sometimes, as Huey Lewis let us know, it’s hip to be square!
Now it’s time to season the pizza with our quad condiments consisting of hot sauce, black pepper, Butch’s seasoning and Butch’s hot sauce.
Here’s the pizza all cut up and seasoned. Now we’ll let it cool off.
Here’s a video to enjoy while this pizza pie settles down to room temperature.
Wow, these people are really annoying! Let’s eat some pizza!
I think this is the first square slice we’ve ever reviewed! It looks good and it’s cooked extra-well done, just the way I like it.
This is a really tasty frozen pizza! While the crust is thicker than I usually like it, this is still really crispy and tasty. The five cheeses add a richness and the sauce is zippy and tasty!
This is a delicious frozen pizza!
I’ll give this an 8.1 rating and I definitely recommend Freschetta Five Cheese Frozen Pizza!
But for the love of god, add some punctuation, people! Periods are free to add!
That’s this week’s frozen pizza review, so there!
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