They’ve added a couple of snack items on McDonald’s menu, Ranch & Spicy Snack Wraps. I think these are only going to be available for a limited time, so let’s zoom on over to Mickey D’s and pick them up!

Here we are at the McDonald’s across from Northwoods Mall off of War Memorial Drive here in Peoria.

There’s the front counter and I went up and ordered our snacks for the week!

There’s a photo of the snack wraps and we’ll see how closely they resemble this photo in real life soon.

The dining room is surprisingly empty for lunch time on a Thursday afternoon and I thought about doing the episode from here, but then decided to take the snacks and head back to…

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The MBIP World Headquarters Snacking Area

Here’s the bag containing this week’s Mcdonald’s snacking items. Let’s unpack it and start this week’s snacking session!

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The Ranch Snack Wrap

The first Snack Wrap is the Ranch Snack Wrap, which gives me Terry Grawey memories!

There’s the burrito-like snack wrap and when I opened it up I saw a small chicken tender, lettuce, cheese and it looks like Ronald McDonald has jerked off all over it.

Not an appetizing sight at all!

The thought of Ronald McDonald jerking off on this snack wrap kind of ruined it for me. Let’s just keep moving along here and try and wash that thought from our brains!

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The Palate Cleanser: French Fries

I got an order of French Fries to serve as a palate cleanser between the two snack wraps. I also ordered a special sauce to dip them in and I didn’t see it anywhere in the bag.

Here’s the empty bag and there’s no sauce in it…did they not put it on the order?

I went and got the receipt out of the garbage and it was on the order and they charged me for it! McDonald’s just cheated me out of my sauce and 29 cents! What a McGyp!

This is the sauce I ordered, Creamy Chili McCrispy Strip Dip. The name intrigues me and I wonder why it’s called, “McCrispy,” because it doesn’t look crispy at all. And why is it a “strip dip?” Do you have to be a stripper to eat it?

All of these questions remain unanswered as they forgot to include this dip with our order. This is a sad moment but we must keep moving on and try our second snack wrap of this afternoon.

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